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bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

cramp:

trying to fit with a new group like

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bewbers:

"we’re having guests over come downstairs"

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methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

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chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

miucciapet:

i’m deleting

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

eastafriqueen:

lmfaoooooo

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus