will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
trying to fit with a new group like
"we’re having guests over come downstairs"
"i just broke up with my -"
hey sup i need an excuse to use this
have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later
if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs